June 2013
TMI movie producers: Casts all the finest actors to play the characters
TMI movie producers: Shoots movie in the perfect city
TMI movie producers: Doesn’t leave out any major scenes
TMI movie producers: Goes above and beyond on the special effects
TMI movie producers: Works closely with the author and listens to all her thoughts and opinions to make sure the books are portrayed as best as possible
TMI fandom: okay but give us the damn cat.
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t haha
do flies know everyone wants them to die
I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER AND IT WAS THIS GUY NAMED FRANCOIS AND I HUNG UP REALLY QUICK AND THEN HE CALLED BACK AND IS SPEAKING UNINTELLIGIBLE FRENCH TO THE ANSWERING MACHINE HELP
YOU GUYS ARENT HELPING
use google translate n tell him to stop calling u please xD
god is dead and we killed him
My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’
why do sit ups when you can just sit down
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
don’t mess with me i have a black belt in crying
when i die i’m gonna invite everyone i ever knew to my funeral and i’m gonna make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe and gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours and whoever sticks it out to the end is going to inherit everything i have
i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to someone
